Husband: “Good morning.”

Wife: “What?”

If you’ve ever been married or in a relationship for more than five minutes, you can probably relate to the following conversation. If not, then please tell me how not to get annoyed by my very, at times, annoying husband, who, by the way, I love despite the following conversation, but only because of a hot dog. Yep, the word “hot dog” may have saved our marriage. He is lucky. This time, ‘cause I hate hot dogs.