Who Do You Think You Are?


Have you ever seen the television movie, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?

I used to watch it every Christmas as a kid and every Christmas I bawled my eyes out.

I hate when Rudolph gets ousted from the reindeer games and I hurt for the misfit toys and Hermey the Elf who feels like an outcast.

Mostly, I ache for the Abominable Snowman; the huge, white, furry beast with long, pointy-fangs and a hairless face who’s so cold, his face, hands, lips and feet are perpetually blue.

But I lovvvvve Yukon Cornelius!

He’s my guy.

Strong, kind, caring and compassionate.

He’s an adventurer; a confident, self-made man who describes himself as the greatest prospector in the North.

I wanted to be just like him!

I wanted to proclaim my greatness from the top of the North Pole.


Confident, strong, kind, caring, and compassionate!

But I felt more like Bumble.

The Abominable Snowman.

And the closest I could get to the North Pole was the shelf-ice on the southern shores of Lake Michigan where we lived when I was twelve.

So the shelf-ice would have to do.

I was going on an adventure.

Yukon Cornelius style.

Taking leave of my parents who were fighting the kind of fight that would take hours to end, they would never notice my disappearing.

But it was getting late and the sun would set soon, so I needed to be quick and quiet in my getting away.

And discreet.

I didn’t have a bright red nose, but I did have a bright red jacket, so I dropped it over the basement stairs and followed it down with a decoy.


Dropping it in a heap, I slipped downstairs, into my bright red jacket, and out the basement door.

I wasn’t prepared for the wind’s hard-cold slap in the face or the stark-reality of the freezing cold air that took my breath away when I opened the door, but I kept moving.


Into the wind.

I grabbed my mom’s walking stick.

It was stuck in some snow and leaning against the side of the house right under the kitchen window that was closed.

I could hear my parents arguing inside.

It was too windy to make out my father’s words, but it didn’t matter. He repeated variations of them often, so I felt their vibrations.

Like an electrical current, they penetrated the walls of our house and pierced my heart like a poison arrow:

“You’re a nothing, a nobody, and you’ll never amount to anything,” he’d say. Over and over and over: “You’re an abomination; you should be ashamed of yourself.”

And I was.


I pulled the drawstring in the hood of my jacket even tighter under my chin and closed myself up inside.

I hopped through the snow like a rabid runaway, until I found the path in our backyard that led me to the top of the sand dunes.

And there it was.

Lake Michigan

My North Pole.

It was covered in a sheet of ice as far as my eyes could see and it was beautiful.

And peaceful.

And majestic.

Even frozen, the water gave me a sense of security and serenity that I never felt at home.

I dropped down the sand dune and headed to the top of the shelf-ice where I’d proclaim my greatness to the world; I loosened the drawstring in my hood.

I didn’t know it at the time, but the reason it’s called shelf-ice is because it’s not attached to the bottom of the lake – only to the shore – like a floating shelf.

It’s just an illusion.

It looks attached.

Sturdy and solid as concrete, but it can give way with no warning at all.

So I began my trek onto the frozen water.

But the farther I trekked, the more the shelf-ice shifted, and the more scared I got.

Like the Continental Divide, the inside of my house never felt safe and sturdy but at least it was warm.

I was freezing and standing on top of Lake Michigan on a cracking, drifting, shifting shelf of ice, in a bright red winter jacket that sounded like a flag being hoisted up a pole, whenever the wind whipped up my sleeves.


I was tired of my little adventure and I was growing my animosity toward Yukon Cornelius too!

It was getting dark and I was getting hungry.

I wanted to go home, but I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to get there without falling through the ice or setting sail on a chunk of it, whichever came first.

I started to feel ashamed and angry.

My father was right. I was an abomination; “an abominable [Snowgirl] of a human being.”

At least the Abominable Snowman could bounce out of freezing cold water.

I couldn’t even move; I was too cold.

I couldn’t go home; I didn’t want too, but I wasn’t much of a rebel.

If I acted defiantly, it was less a sign of my youth and more a sign of my cover for the shame I felt.

The shame of being human and alive, for taking up the space I needed just to breathe.

I always followed the rules – a strict code of conduct: honor Thy mother and father, be seen and not heard, and don’t speak until you’re spoken to, so I laid down inside the hollowed out mound of snow that looked like an ice sculpture of a frozen wave, and I waited.

To die.

For about ten seconds, maybe twelve.

Then I jumped up and screamed at the top of my lungs and ran like hell, leaping like a frog from one patch of ice to another.

In the direction of the shore.

Of home.


Clinging to Illusions

It wasn’t a great day for proclaiming my greatness.

And my screaming was more of an ugly cry.

If anyone ever tells you that tears and snot don’t freeze, they’re lying.

So here’s to surviving those days when our hearts sink into despair, our bodies tremble in fear, and our spirits want to drift towards the edge of the horizon.

Here’s to learning that no matter how hard those days feel, other days will feel better.

Even if they get worse before they get better, the better ones come.

So hang on.

If it doesn’t kill you, it will make you stronger.

I’m not lying.




This too shall pass.

The ice melts and when it does, we get another chance to reclaim the security that is our birthright!

Cheers – to the I AM in all of us.





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20 Responses to “Who Do You Think You Are?”

  1. MGFebruary 8, 2017 at 12:04 pm #

    You remind me of the female version of Hermey when
    you are sporting your cute knit hat(of course much cuter)
    I really appreciated this one(on so many levels)– read it several times.

    • MO VEARFebruary 12, 2017 at 2:51 pm #

      Hiiiiii! So sorry for the delay, I just found this in my spam folder! 🙁

      Thanks so much for reading AND commenting here! You know I’d be wearing a cute hat! LOLOL I’m glad you enjoyed this and connected to it. Hope you’re having a great day and look forward to some more kayaking adventures soon!!!!!

  2. Tim KleihegeFebruary 6, 2017 at 7:38 am #

    Mo, Very moving, like life, our comfort zones are ever changing also….. great stuff!!

    • MO VEARFebruary 7, 2017 at 6:18 am #

      Hey Tim, So nice to see you here. Thanks!

      So true – thank goodness our comfort zones are ever changing too – that’s gotta be a good thing! 🙂

  3. bethFebruary 4, 2017 at 12:49 pm #

    This is short story material. You are like Yukon Cornelius by the way you tell stories. I’d love to read this fictionalized, but based in fact, you know? I bet you could pull a real Yuke on this. xxoo beth

    • MO VEARFebruary 5, 2017 at 8:13 am #

      Haaaa. That’s funny. Thanks, Beth. Always appreciate your insights! 🙂

  4. JennyFebruary 3, 2017 at 11:20 pm #

    Mo, you had me hanging onto that ice shelf with you. Great writing. We all have been there and you described our feelings, hurt and pain with such raw clarity. It great that you are alive and able to bring out the best in all of us when we feel our lowest.

    • MO VEARFebruary 5, 2017 at 8:12 am #

      Thanks, Jenny! Appreciate that so much. Gotta just keep hanging’ on. It’ll be okay.

  5. Peter HeneghanFebruary 3, 2017 at 8:46 pm #

    Very touching. Life is tough in a big family. Not much space for compassion.

    • MO VEARFebruary 5, 2017 at 8:11 am #

      Try dat, right? No room for compassion at all. ugh! 🙂 Thanks for reading, Peter.

  6. momFebruary 3, 2017 at 6:17 pm #

    but how did you get off the ice???

    • MO VEARFebruary 5, 2017 at 8:10 am #

      A hop, skip and a jump! 🙂

  7. mhawksFebruary 3, 2017 at 5:16 pm #

    deer mo, I love you <3

    • MO VEARFebruary 5, 2017 at 8:09 am #

      deer, 🙂 thanks sis-star! love you! xoxo

  8. JerryFebruary 3, 2017 at 5:06 pm #

    Probably many of us have had variations on your adventure. And lived to tell about them.
    We did what we had to do to survive. And yes, Cheers to the I AM in all of us!

    • MO VEARFebruary 5, 2017 at 8:08 am #

      Thanks, Jerry. Appreciate you reading and commenting. 🙂

  9. AndrewFebruary 3, 2017 at 4:20 pm #

    Very well written I know those ice shelves

  10. SherieFebruary 3, 2017 at 4:15 pm #


    • MO VEARFebruary 5, 2017 at 8:07 am #

      Thanks, Sher! xo 🙂

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